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Post December 11th, 2012, 2:22 am
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On a hot summer day, a redneck came into town with his dog. He tied the dog under the shade of a tree and went into the bar for a cold beer.


About 20 minutes later a policeman came into the bar and asked who owned the dog tied under the tree. The redneck said that it was his .

The policeman said, "Your dog seems to be in heat."

The redneck replies, "No way dog's in heat---she's cool kawse I got 'er tied unner the shade tree."

The policeman says, "No! You don't understand-- your dog needs to be bred.

"No way," the redneck says, "dog don't need bread, she ain't hongry, kawse I fed 'ER beef jerky this mornin'."

Now the policeman gets mad and yells out; "NO! You don't seem to understand, your dog wants to have sex!"

The redneck looks at him with a long pause and says, "Go 'head. I always wanted a police dog!

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